A Look Back at 14 Years of Marriage, By The Numbers

441,504,000 seconds122,640 hours

15,897 diaper changes¹

5,110 days

3,640 loads of laundry²

728 weeks

227 gray hairs³

168 months

34 tropical fish⁴

26 states

14 years

8 vehicles

7 countries

6 open heart surgeries

6 employers

4 children

4 churches

4 continents

4 hemispheres

3 apartments

2 homes

2 dogs

2 cats

1 wife

1 aqua hair dye kit

0 White Castle hamburgers.

¹Calculation based on a study by National Geographic that estimates the average number of diaper changes in a baby’s lifetime.

²Based on an average of 5 loads per week

³Conservative estimate

⁴Rough estimate